01) What is your name? Kristopher Robert Kelly.
02) Nickname? Kris, KK, and Kelly.
03) What is your hair color? Dirty blonde.
04) What is your eye color? Grey-blue.
05) How tall are you? 5'4"
06) Do you have any pets? A mini daschund named Zoe.
07) How many people in your family? Too Many.
08) Are your parents divorced? Yes.
09) What is your favorite food? I like tacos.
10) What is your favorite kind of pop? Perrier.
11) Have you ever done anything against the law? Yes.
12) If so what? I'm not stupid...
13) Have you ever had sex? Yes.
14) What color fingernail polish do you think looks good on you? Clear.
15) Boxers or briefs? Commando. ROFL JK JK. Boxers.
16) Crouton or Bacon Bits? Croutons.
17) Salad Dressing? Nothing.
18) Lemonade or Iced-Tea? Iced-Tea.
19) Crushed or cubed? Crushed.
20) McDonald's or Burger King? McDonald's.
21) Pumba or Timmon? Timmon. I heart Nathan Lane.
22) Nice or Mean? Nice.
23) Rich or Poor? Rich.
24) How many people on your buddy list? 167.
25) What is your favorite color combination? Light grey, and sharp Orange.
26) Who is currently your favorite teacher? Mr. Burns.
27) Born in? Springfield, Massachusetts.
28) Grew up in? Agawam, Massachusetts.
29) Now live in? Agawam, Massachusetts.
30) Is your house usually dirty or clean? Which one is 'remodeling'?
31) Are you currently in a relationship? Free as a bird.
32) Do you speak any other languages besides English? un petite peut de francais.
33) Tell about the worst dream you've ever had? Jesus was back, and while we were chilling, he made a move on me. Then he had the nerve to tell me that I wasn't going to salvation with him. Bastard.
34) What animal do you think resembles you? Homo Sapiens. They're fun little creatures.
35) What is your favorite song? Dragostea Din Tei - O-Zone.
36) What is your favorite group or singer? Elton John.
37) What is your favorite cd or tape? Queen's greatest hits.
38) Home-Cookin' or frozen Dinners? A nice home-cooked meal provided I don't have to clean it.
39) Which parent/guardian do you get along with better or have more in common with? I hate my parents.
40) Addictions: SamGambo, H2O, O2. Can't get enough.
41) If you could meet anyone, dead or alive, celebrity or average joe, who would you choose? Jack Welsch (sp?) Former CEO of GE.
42) What is your favorite clothes brand(s)? Versace.
43) What is your favorite tv program? LAOSVU
44) Any tattoos, body piercings? No.
45) Who is your favorite actress? Detective Benson. =)
46) How much money do you have to your name? Not enough. =(
47) What is your favorite state in the U.S.? Hawaii.
48) What is your favorite saying? Sorry About Your Bad Luck.
49) What word(s) best describe(s) your personality? I don't know. You tell me.
50) Who is your role-model/Who do you admire the most? President of the USA.
51) Backpack or locker? Locker and trendy messenger bag.
52) Have you had your Appendix removed? Nope. I'm a full unit.
53) What kind of computer do you have? Gateway Laptop. It rocks.
54) Have you ever gone Skinny Dipping? Yes.
55) Oprah or Ricki Lake? Umm, Hello? Obviously Maury.
56) What is your sex? Hot and steamy.
57) English or Math? I hate, er... like them both the same.
58) Social Studies or Spelling? Social Studies.
59) Regular Coffee or Cappuccino? Cappuccino. Double Mocha, Grande Please. Whipped cream if you got it.
60) Baby Boy or Baby Girl? Baby Boy. Girls are icky.
61) Gay, Lesbian, or Straight? Gay.
62) Married or Single? Single.
63) Heaven or Hell? Heaven.
64) Church or No Church? NOOOOO CHURCH.
65) Follower or Leader? Leader.
66) Aggressive or Laid back? Both.
67) Do you make fun of people? As often as possible. It keeps ya young.
68) One Pillow or Two? Seven.
69) Favorite Movie of All Time? Beaches ::sniffffff::
70) What does raw pikachu flesh taste like? Like Chicken, of course.
71) Would you say if I promised you heaven? I already bought a seasons pass.
72) What is your general disposition? Apathetic.
73) What is your opinion of people? People are followers, looking for one to lead them.
74) What song best describes you? The 1812 Overture, the lyrics are perfect.
75) Lesson you will never forget? What are they gonna do?
76) If you were a hotdog, would you eat yourself? No... I'm gross.
77) How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop? One swift Crunch.
78) Favorite Artist? Monet.
79) Own or Rent? Own.
80) Van Halen or Van Hagar? Van Halen.
81) What do you love most about Kathy? WTF is Kathy?
82) Innie or outtie? Innie.
83) Political affiliation? Conservative.
84) Chocolate milk or white milk? White.
85) Favorite alcoholic drink? I haven't found it yet.
86) What do you drive? 1998 Chrysler Cirrus LXI.
87) Favorite obsession? Elton John.
88) Light or dark? Dark.
89) Favorite season? Spring.
90) Do you believe in God? Hell, no.
91) Do you believe in love? ... Just listen to the rhythm of the heart. Yes.
92) Links or patties? Eww... sausage is gross.
93) Scrambled or fried? Scrambled. With little bits of ham in them. A pinch of pepper.
94) Baked or mashed? Mashed.
95) CNN or Fox? FOX 4e.
96) Favorite toy? Computer.
97) Favorite smell? Apple Cinnamon Pipe tobacco.
98) Dinner or supper? Dinner.
99) Butter or margarine? Margarine. I hate my heart, I'm trying to kill it.
100) Favorite 007? Mike Myers. ROFL. I'd have to say ... Connery, Sean Connery.

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