I just thougth that this was extremely funny. It's that time of year again.

FRUITCAKE RECIPE:

1 CUP WATER
1 CUP SUGAR
4 LARGE EGGS
2 CUPS DRIED FRUIT
1 TSP BAKING SODA
1 TSP SALT
1 CUP LIGHT BROWN SUGAR
LEMON JUICE
NUTS
1 GALLON WHISKEY


Sample the whiskey to check for quality.

Take a large bowl.

Check the whiskey again to be sure it is of the highest quality.

Pour one level cup and drink..... Repeat

Turn on the electric mixer; beat one cup butter in a large fluffy bowl.

Add one teaspoon sugar and beat again.

Make sure the whiskey is still ok.

Cry another tup. Turn off mixer.

Break two legs and add to bowl, and chunk in the cup of fried driut.

Mix on the turner.

If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers, pry it lose with a drewscriver.

Sample the whiskey to check for tonsisticity.

Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who cares?

Check the whiskey.

Now sift the lemon juice and nuts together.

Add onn table spoon of sugar or something.

Whatever you can fing. Greese the oven.

Turn the cake tin to 350 degrees.

Don't forget to beat off the turner.

Throw the bowl out the window.

Check the whiskey again.

Go to bed. Who the heck likes cruitfake anyway?

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