Taco.
Ya know.... I'd put money on this:
Doctors, in, Oh, I'd say twenty years or so, will come up with a new disease. I don't know what they'll call it, but it will be caused by a defficiency of carbohydrates.
In other news, my job really isn't that bad. I hate the job and the management, but my coworkers are awesome. (Not the crazy ones.)
I'm going to try this Ebay thing. Who know's? It could happen.