I like American Idol. It's a great show. However, I don't watch it for the music, nor for the pop culture aspect. I like to watch Simon decimate people's self esteem and confidence. I love it. I love him.

The auditions are the best part. Some people think that they can sing so well, and are so cocky about it, when in all reality, they can't sing well at all. I admit, I can't sing well, but it doesn't stop me from singing...

Now, you may be asking, why am I talking about American Idol? The answer is quite simple. I can't wait to see Andrew Turner get torn a new one by Simon. And Randy. And Paula, if she's sober. :-P

In other news, I took a whole bunch of those online quizzes which you can see by scrolling down. I don't know why, I was just in an odd mood, I guess. I've learned that I'm going to bang Vin Diesel in a van four times, which, I must say, I'm looking forward to.

I've been introduced to a wonderful new website by an online friend of mine. His name's Phil, and the site is http://www.pandora.com/. I went to website and I typed in Elton John, and I was rocking out to Crock Rock in a matter of seconds. It is amazing. Then, they take the characteristics of Elton and match them with those of other artists and they play all sorts of like music. It. Is. Awesome.

Mike is going to Florida tomorrow, and I selfishly don't want him to go. :-) He's going to visit his southern family and friends. I'm having too much fun with him. He caught an enormous spider. It was big and ugly and hairy, and he named it Michelle. I laughed on the inside. Then we went to all sorts of car dealership. It started out as a quest to find a W8 engine, which we found within minutes of pulling into Lia Volkswagen, and then we ended up at Thomas Jaguar. I fell in love with a new car, and it's cheaper than Tatu. I don't know what I'm going to do about it just yet. It's a Jaguar X-type, and she's silver with black interior, and she's gorgeous.

Well, I'm going to have to cut this short. Something just came up.

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